You Might Be A Geek If....

1. If you struggle to find it in yourself to talk to anyone of the opposite sex, even if they are clearly a geek as well. ESPECIALLY if they are! 2. If your glasses are thicker than the windshield of your Toyota Prius. 3. If someone offers you a blowjob and you think they are offering you a job at a carnival as a pop-balloons stand operator. 4. If you have never been offered a blowjob. 5. If you know how to hum the theme song of Nintendo's Zelda, without missing a note. 6. If you have spent as many hours playing World of Warcraft as Penn State University has spent planning cover ups for Jerry Sandusky. 7. If you can't recite even one rule of any of the four major sports: Hockey, baseball, football, or basketball. 8. If you CAN recite any of the Rules of Acquisition. 9. If you own large amounts of dice that have too many sides to use when playing Yahtzee. 10. Finally, you might be a geek, if you rob Jeff Foxworthy of ANYTHING he has ever said or done.